Juche Girl

I love Dear Leader Kim Jong Il

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Wednesday, August 24, 2005

My Oil supply solution

I think I may have a solution to the world oil supply crisis.

In geography class our teachers taught us that a long time ago dinosaurs roamed the Earth. Then they died and melted, turning into oil (the dinosaurs, not the teachers, obviously). So to resolve the problem of dwindling oil supply, scientists in America could clone dinosaurs (like it was done in the movie "Jurassic Park") and then the world would have a renewable supply for ever.

Then with the oil crisis solved the need for wars of invasion would no longer be required, ensuring peace in the Middle East. That would be like solving two problems at once. ^_^

Of course, US capitalist oil industry and Bush killer of children don't want that... T_T

9 Comments:

  • At 8:58 AM, Blogger Tricia said…

    Actually, it isn't possible to clone dinosaurs. We don't have enough technology to do that.

     
  • At 8:54 AM, Blogger Comandante Gringo said…

    Of course we do. Didn't you see the movie?

    Some people!

     
  • At 7:07 AM, Blogger DG said…

    Dear Leader is a dinosaur, boil him up for some oil!

     
  • At 8:57 PM, Blogger Wyld Stylist said…

    Comrade Juchegirl , why dont you convince comrade Kim to start a techjuche project and manufacture electric cars only? they need no oil

     
  • At 8:59 PM, Blogger Wyld Stylist said…

    Tricia

    Its possible to clone anything but its more expensive in a capitalist nation cause you have to pay Patent/royalties n stuff , a law set by Bennito Mussolini back i fascist italy ...
    A great communist nation does not exploit its factories with that.

     
  • At 1:59 AM, Blogger Sally Davids said…

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  • At 2:52 PM, Blogger dave roach said…

    Actually, the oil crisis would be solved if we all got Juche girls to pull our rickshaws.

    How about it, Comrade Kim?

     
  • At 6:42 AM, Blogger Sally Davids said…

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  • At 8:57 AM, Blogger dave roach said…

    WE WOULD LIKENTO CLONE DINOSAURS AGAIN, BUT WE NEED A LOT OF GOOKS TO FEED TO THEM

     

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